Dear Guy, when a girl gets pushed into you. it means she likes you.
sincerely, friend doing the pushing.
October 2011
September 2011
The awkward moment when you're licking your lips because they're dry but someone takes it the wrong way
You:
Them:
Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We're screwed. →
“What is the capital of Peru?”
“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”
Thank you state, for testing me on crap I don't know, giving me a bad score and basically setting me up for failure. Appreciate HIGHLY.
if teachers had tumblr, their posts would be like this:
The moment when my student doesn’t pay attention in class:
When they don’t do their homework:
The awkward moment when i’m walking into the classroom and they are like:
Their faces when i’m correcting the tests:
When a student thinks she/he is the best and confronts me:
When i took their ipods, cellphones out and they look me like.
Outside i’m like:
But inside:
Am I pretty ?
Snoop ?
Kingsley ?
Kanye ?
Nicki ?
Cat ?
Baby ?
Justin ?
Dumbledore ?
Chris ?
Selena ?
Jake:
David ?
Nick ?
Yoogeun ?
Kate ?
Tina ?
Jennifer ?
Nicole ?
Jimmy ?
… okay.
Arriving At A Friend's House:
“Hi, thanks for inviting me…”
Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:
I'll be in a car and see some grafitti,
And I’ll think “How the hell do they get up that high?”
AND HOW DIDN’T ANYBODY SEE THEM DO IT ??
